Alrighty
ladies and gentlemänner,
Welcome
back to this week’s edition of „Where in the Country is Elder Johnson“. Well,
this week I was in just about only 2 places; the feels, and deep thought. Nah
just messing, the two places I was in was Berlin (little city a bit north of us,
you’ve probably never heard of it), and our home.
Americaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Why
was I so much time in my home, you ask yourself? Online proselyting, baby. The Church
announces missionary work 3, this time it’s all done inside your apartment . Oh also my
companion almost died from a sunburn blister, probably should mention that.
From those of you who read / still remember my weekly from last week, I wrote
about the legendary burning of the members of the Hof branch. Well heck diddly
do y’all, I was underestimating when I said that any of us got it bad ooooo
baby. It didn’t help that we sat again in the sun at beach volleyball on Monday, after which my
companion put on socks potentially containing sand, just to rub against his
already bad sunburn, which eventually turned into a half orange-sized blister
near his ankle. This baby was a monster. Along with that, he had many smaller
blisters along his legs and arms, needless to say, we weren’t going anywhere
for a while.
yes,,,my friend,,,, the sun makes,,,,,orangeankle |
Well
as my friend lied on his death bed, a problem occurred. We needed to somehow
get to Berlin in order to Tausch Persian style, but luckily we found a solution
and I brought a different Elder up there with me and we went to the small cute
little city of Berlin. Before that, we were eingegossen with the wonderful
opportunity to eat from the greatest Döner in Germany, yes the legendary
Babelsberg. It only gets better every time I go.
In
berlin, we were able to Persianize the heck out of that place; taught a lesson
to our good friend in Lübeck, who is now aware of the 10 commandments and
will do his best to follow them, and found a few potential Persian
investigators, made an appointment out with an inactive Persian member who
they’ve been trying to get back in contact with for quite the while and speaks
lots of Farsi. We spoke with one man (he wasn’t German, no idea where he was
from) who was convinced that God created us, trees and plants and animals, and
left us in this world that Satan created to be led into Satan’s arms. He had
some interesting ideas but as we were talking to him, I look over as an old
lady is crossing the street, biffs it face first hardcore yelling, when an
ambulance happened to be driving by at that exact moment and stops and helps
her, ALL while this man is telling me that Christians are worshiping the wrong
Jesus. It was truly wild, friends.
Other than that, thank goodness for the 5 minute delay of our train that we raced, God Bless America, and the sisters almost got kidnapped this week, but you know all in a week’s work right? Speaking of America, we were blessed with a wonderful USA barbeque with the family we ate with yesterday, it was nice and patriotic.
Personal Motto |
Other than that, thank goodness for the 5 minute delay of our train that we raced, God Bless America, and the sisters almost got kidnapped this week, but you know all in a week’s work right? Speaking of America, we were blessed with a wonderful USA barbeque with the family we ate with yesterday, it was nice and patriotic.
Well
my Herrschaften, I don’t have much more to say besides wear sunscreen and don’t
ride your bike down concrete stairs, thanks you very much, have a good one,
we’ll see you nex
you should’ve seen the sun after this fight |
that’s what happens, boys and girls #12,10 |
Elder Johnson
Ludwigstrasse 52
95028 Hof
Germany